I'm trash

pkmntrainer-serena:

bae: babe come over
me: can’t i’m training my ampharos
bae: my parents aren’t home
me:

the-ford-twin:

basiligo:

bigbadkingboomboo:

ladygolem:

jankybones:

a-big-furry-rat:

spyadults:

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

Am I glad he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here, and that he’s the president, and that we’re frozen out here, and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the politics?

he’s back

He’s come to fight Donald Trump.

thank you president rushmore

They always said he’d return when we needed him most

dat-soldier:

thewinddrifter:

maxiesatanofficial:

turnways:

i want an episode where steven explains very carefully to jasper that he isn’t rose quartz but jasper just doesn’t fucking get it

sort of like “what’s heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers”

“but… you have rose quartz’s gem.”

“yeah, I know it’s the same gem, but I’m a different person.”

“…but it’s… your gem is rose quartz.”

tearfully “I don’t get it……”

pattissecretartblog:

me and my friend played as lucio and dva we just punched each other while waiting for the game to start and the ana on our team spammed the “children behave” voice line until we stopped